so my pomeranian just farted......and i havent updated in a long ass time. baby's getting big over two months now....see....
oh....and i bought some tarot cards and my 80 year old Godmother that we live with busted up in my room this morning and ran away w.them screaming "I HAVE TO BURN THEM!!!!" and i literally had to chase her around the house and tackle her and wrestle them out of her arms while she was like punching me....then after i got them she came running after me outside....so im running around in the street in my pajamas barefoot screaming "KENNY GET DOWN HERE!!!" while shes chasing after me yellling that theyre the devil and she has to burn them....then we put them in our cars trunk and she was out there blessing our car with holy water and everywhere i had walked the rest of the morning.....it was the craziest thing ive ever had happpen to me. just thought id share. havent really done much else....got my wisdom teeth pulled....ummm....
made out w.MC Hammer....
then tryed hiding behind him.... ..
...got a new hat.....
did the running man... 
watched some tv yesterday....
tryed to fly w.my dog ..... ....
....i lead a life of many exciting wonders. i wanna get a hamster so i can name him MC Hamster....and a bunny and name him Captain BunBun.
go here:: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php
.you can thank me later.
i dont feel like typing anymore because ive grown bored with it....sooooo.....peace out YO.
oh yea, im way cooler than you and youre pants.
the end. - Gwen Stefani | 
